[PLNI]: The Wonderful Adventures of Mr. Pumpy - Part IV, an encounter with the "free" attorney

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The camera closes in on the offices of the "free" attorney in Sedalia. Two men are seated facing each other, one behind a large desk:


Free Attorney: Ok Mr. Pumpy, what do we have here?

Mr. Pumpy: Well, it seems that I am now a defendant in a Libel lawsuit out of California

Free Attorney: I see. Lets first determine whether there is personal Jurisdiction in California. Have you ever been to, worked, studied or just visited California?

Mr. Pumpy: No.

Free Attorney: No?...are you sure?

Mr. Pumpy: Yes, I am sure, I have never been to California.....or at least that is what we will say.

Free Attorney: I don't understand?...have you or haven't you been to California?

Mr. Pumpy: Can't you hear?...we are going to say that I have never been to California.

Free Attorney: Are you sure that this is what you want to say in your motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction?

Mr. Pumpy: Can't you hear?...we are going to say that I have never been to California.

Free Attorney: Are you sure?

Mr. Pumpy: Can't you hear?...we are going to say that I have never been to California. You are now starting to annoy me.

Free Attorney: Are you sure?

Mr. Pumpy: Can't you hear?...we are going to say that I have never been to California. You are now starting to annoy me. You must be a basher. You must be a naked short seller. Conspiracy I tell you. Conspiracy. You must know the pinworm. It is the fault of pinksheets.com I tell you. It is the fault of the evil bashers....all of them...evil bashers...

Free Attorney: Huh?

Mr. Pumpy: Can't you hear?...we are going to say that I have never been to California.

Free Attorney: OK...have it your way.....But what are these two posted messages by you stating that you studied and worked in California in at least two different locations, San Jose and Long Beach?

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