THE FUNNY PAGES

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Dedicated to unusually funny comments made on Internet Stock Message Boards. This section will be updated periodically.

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http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=PLNI&read=24717\

By: skycowboy07465
07 Dec 2005, 11:54 AM EST
Msg. 24717 of 68004
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isn't Sarbanes-Oxley doing the auditing or am I reading this wrong

http://www.primezone.com/newsroom/news.html?d=86241

Go PLNI


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http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=12676177

Posted by: DTL
In reply to: Captain James Kirk who wrote msg# 15009
Date:8/15/2006 12:51:05 PM
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Lumber was explained as being a commodity and not worth pursuing. The rebar is supposedly in R&D. I will admit that I don't have proof that it is in R&D but do you have proof that it isn't.



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http://snipurl.com/uze2

By: oreodiamonds
13 Aug 2006, 10:17 PM EDT
Msg. 46254 of 46998
(This msg. is a reply to 46241 by the_worm06.)
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Wormie SLJB only spent $100K in FYE 5/31/06 whereas as proformas indicate they will be spending $4 million in 2006/7!!! Audited financials that will balance! You learn that in Acctg 102!

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(note: apparently spending "only" $100K in auditing fees allows you to issue cooked financial statements where the balance sheets don't balance and the numbers don't add up to the totals in the Income Statements, among other things - but hey, that's "Acctg 102" for you.)

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http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=12735038

Posted by: rrm_bcnu
In reply to: shortsinthesand who wrote msg# 15111
Date:8/17/2006 1:27:42 PM
Post #of 15115

"...you sure fit the paid basher model..."






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